According to David Goldstein, the only hard part of being full of crap is deciding which direction you'll take it. Any day with a glue gun is a good day, only plumbers and Americans wear pants to spas, and good looks coincide with temperature change.
Kentucky born and living the best of both worlds, Joe Deuce talks about his encounters with amish police, real-time irony, and toilet paper personality tests.
Bryan Miller sees past society's traps. The man cave is 1/16 control over the house that you own half of, birth control is just placing your cell phone in the right pocket, and a comma in an income check most likely indicates prosperity.
Nikki Carr is 57 and feeling great. After all, she's got the career where all you have to do is be yourself and have a good time . . . two things she subsequently gave up for her goal weight.
