“A gap-toothed guy from Ohio,” Dan Swartwout opens up about what losing weight, the newly-wed game, and a star certificate will do for a marriage.

Josh Blue, a comedian with cerebral palsy, breathes fresh air into the meaning of disability. For Blue, it comes with a multi-purpose arm, a surplus of handicap stickers, and the world’s largest human pile.

A lifetime stutterer born and raised in Alabama, Jody Fuller quantifies how many syllables his first word was, people who have finished his sentences, and letters in the alphabet that are best to be avoided.

From Texas and headed for heaven, Karen Cunningham is in a war with the beauty defects of age. She recommends replacing white pants and sunlight with pantyhose and prayer.

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With an unrivalable energy, Percy Crews comes to the stage miffed about water bottles, kids these days, scuba diving, and Mexican food.

A product of the Midwest, Ryan Dalton has found his greatest controversy in street mattresses, dog flights, and events that require emotion.

In his best sports jacket, Bill Bunker shares the joys of driving a loser-decaled minivan, doing B-level homework for his son, and being God’s re-gift to women.

Utterly old and running a lengthy budget deficit, Tim Slagle blames reptiles, the Gallery of Frigid Air, happy endings, and Nigerian royalty.

Melvin George, the sequel, is getting older. He’s sleeping separate from his teeth, hearing the sound of God’s laugh, longing for his once long hair, and regretting his childhood decision not to become the first black president.

Witty and charming, Cyrus Steele is trying to meal prep during traffic, avoid the lazy eye of the storm, and forgive his mother for putting him in clogging class.

Kurdish and playing hard to get, Matin Atrushi is trying to distance himself from his sand-eating dad, his inevitable managerial position at Best Buy, and his stab-worthy Spanish skills.

A native New Yorker and MIT educated engineer, Jeff Applebaum navigates life in California, sharing the insanity of his diverse family, inconsistent behavior all around him, and raising children in a "participation trophy" world! It's not anger - it's funny!

An LA woman, Kerri Pomarolli, is here to share all of the gossip from Hollywood Botox and Golden Girls with her 10-year-old, from carbohydrate friends to autocorrection nightmares

Yemeni American, Ali Sultan shares his story of becoming officially American. It is a story full of freedom, superstores, miscommunication, red flags, lots of driving, and a very special place called “Coca La Conca.”

Paul Aldrich and his guitar take Dry Bar on a trip around the universe of music for an unforgettable combination of tunes and jokes that will leave you singing kumbaya and a hit song from every decade.

Dan Brown is a pretty smart idiot. Coming from hillbilly blood, he shares his dungeons and dragons jail-time, batman wedding, and his Pro Wrestling marriage problems.

Eric Hunter is a childless stay-at-home dad with an untucked shirt and a vengeance for physical activity.

Bil Dwyer is reaching his breaking point with work and family life. Right now, Bil’s life consists of garbage garage sales, teaching his children how to be pigeons, telling fellas to settle down, and filling the “young buck” role at the YMCA.