James Hancock III served eight and a half years in the Air Force and had a hip replaced before 35. In East Coast Kid, he explains why he won’t fight on ice skates, why dogs beat cats, and how he proposed to his wife nine times in six days to keep the free meals coming.

Murray SawChuck has 40 years in entertainment and a $38 flower pot he’s two payments from owning. He predicts a volunteer’s pick with a real trumpet, cuts a paper silhouette that’s almost close, and turns a borrowed phone into a rock. Then the phone shows up in a package he mailed to himself.

Dennis Blair takes us on a journey with his combination of musical and comedic talents. He demonstrates his impeccable Bob Dylan and Aerosmith impressions and tells his love of Las Vegas in the summer.

Myke Herlihy insists that you have not lived until you have wasted the time of people who have no time left on this planet. He explains that when your bullies have empathy for you, you’ve hit a new low in life. He grew up jealous of kids whose lights only turned off when they flipped the switch.

J. Chris Newberg stands his ground when a fellow passenger tries to take his airplane seat, imagines helping the police in a car chase, and explains why nobody wants to scroll through photos of your kids. Then he grabs his guitar for a few musical jokes.

Kareem realizes homeownership is overrated. He reminisces his lost hair, and after he won custody of his daughter he had the worst case of buyers remorse he’s ever had in his life.

Willie Macc is suspicious when people on the the internet say that black bears can not swim. He shares how he tried very hard to give his son a better life, than he had. Willie also reflects on how his life in Hollywood has changed him over the years.

David Graham realized he started getting older after he got a cramp from wiping his behind. His mission to get people to church isn’t helped by his lisping pastor. David used Covid to successfully get out of, no less than, 29 speeding tickets!

Alycia Cooper is always on a diet but doesn’t have the ability to lose weight. She warns to not ever follow your dreams; keep your job and work it till the wheels fall off. She admires the self-deprecating humor of short people and big fat women from back in the day. She laments the days before p...

John Datoy shows off his sweet yo-yo skills as he hilariously retells his story of how he went from the youngest ever Yo-yo World Champion to stand up comedian. His shares his disdain for people who talk too much during movies and his method for dealing with them: fake spoilers.

Andy Pitz is the result of parents never saying “good job” ever, and to a middle child no less. He jokes about how kids these days have surround sound coming out of their gaming chairs and pull in strings to open piñata’s. Andy wants everyone to know that just because he’s from Buffalo, doesn’t m...

Chad Thornsberry doesn’t care if a candle is an authentic Three Wick or John Wick, it’s not worth $22. He questions why his dad assumes he learned all foreign languages in college and why his wife believes he has what it takes to fight off a home intruder.

Joseph Anthony flew all the way from Philly and wrestled with his clinical social anxiety all just to make you laugh (get away from his wife). Anyone who says “pump-kin” picking has never been pupkin pickin’. He is very proud of his time in Staten Island which is, of course, famous for being the ...

Raanan does not recommend growing up Jewish in Kentucky. Nothing has made him feel worse as a comedian than performing to prisoners and getting walked out on. His mom has come up with a new plan for talking to him; changing the Netflix password so he is forced to call her.

Jenna Kim Jones believes that just because you are a middle aged woman doesn’t mean you are qualified to be a life coach. She also swears to never take Ozempic (until she gets diabetes and is forced to) and shares the equation to a happy marriage: two forks + one cake = zero divorce.

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