Chad Thornsberry doesn’t care if a candle is an authentic Three Wick or John Wick, it’s not worth $22. He questions why his dad assumes he learned all foreign languages in college and why his wife believes he has what it takes to fight off a home intruder.

Joseph Anthony flew all the way from Philly and wrestled with his clinical social anxiety all just to make you laugh (get away from his wife). Anyone who says “pump-kin” picking has never been pupkin pickin’. He is very proud of his time in Staten Island which is, of course, famous for being the ...

Raanan does not recommend growing up Jewish in Kentucky. Nothing has made him feel worse as a comedian than performing to prisoners and getting walked out on. His mom has come up with a new plan for talking to him; changing the Netflix password so he is forced to call her.

Jenna Kim Jones believes that just because you are a middle aged woman doesn’t mean you are qualified to be a life coach. She also swears to never take Ozempic (until she gets diabetes and is forced to) and shares the equation to a happy marriage: two forks + one cake = zero divorce.

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