Joseph Anthony flew all the way from Philly and wrestled with his clinical social anxiety all just to make you laugh (get away from his wife). Anyone who says “pump-kin” picking has never been pupkin pickin’. He is very proud of his time in Staten Island which is, of course, famous for being the world’s largest landfill. He has since been kicked out and exiled to New Jersey where he has to actually mow his lawn instead of just cutting his grass with scissors like he did in New York.