Don Garrett provides a comprehensive guide to impersonating a youth pastor, hanging up with emphasis, and risking it all for a Happy Meal.

Chris Martin brings a British perspective on American confidence, crime, and french kissing.

Isak Allen shares about his Chinese and German heritage, the dangers of map reading, and a perfectly unnecessary prostate exam.

Ben Brainard tells tales of flying alligators, call center coping skills, and the nightmare of renewing a military ID.

Joel Byars preaches the good word of Division III football, squatty potties, and phone battery mental health.

In his explosive return to Dry Bar, K-von provides riotous explanations for President Biden falling upstairs, illegal salon activities, and the effects of being half-Persian.

Vinnie Coppola is not the most famous Coppola but, he is the funniest, especially when it comes to ribbing Olive Garden, bathroom attendants, and midnight Walmarters.

Watch John Hastings navigate maybe the craziest show of his career, handling hecklers, hosts, and treacherously tight pants.

Mark Chalifoux shares a collection of hilarious stories, featuring group text infiltration, child power rankings, and the bad breakup of a lifetime.

Pete Zedlacher zeroes in on mosh-pit preventers, unadventurous skiers, and Canada Geese.

Take a look at the world according to Jamie Ward, as he recounts racial misconceptions, Southern living, and service in the U.S. army.

Mike Parenti fills us in on phone addiction, the fantastic memory of females, and Florida funeral homes.

Watch out pessimistic wedding officiants, public transport-takers, and hemorrhoids billboards, Spence Roper has a few choice words for you.

Brilliant and rapid-fire, Myq Kaplan's comedy expounds on bathroom stall etiquette, grammar obsessed grammas, and the real world applications of board games.

Say aloha to Augie T as he remembers a life in Hawaii, cup and string communication, and good times at the Walmart blood pressure machine.

Debra Terry delightfully describes the effects of inflated gas prices, having a friend who's an airhead, and hypothetically having Jesus as a husband.

David Kaye educates about gout, mashed potato enjoyment, and the spanks-wearing path to Nirvana.

Luke Thayer provides answers to universal life questions such as: who's really the ball and chain in a marriage and what would happen if Jesus had a mother-in-law?

Steve Mittleman explains Hebrew school, enrages the French, and exposes the secrets of marriage.

Tymon Shipp thinks the world's in trouble. Why? Well, it's got something to do with Florida gator farms, baggy pants, and CPR for a possum.

Hoss Ridgeway recounts how a life of "husky"-ness affected his childhood paper route, wrestling career, and trip to the Dominican Republic.

Iranian-American comic, Paul Farahvar, relates his relationships to immigrant parents, Charles Barkley and low level-lawyering.

Comedian, English teacher, horder... rapper? Andrea Caspari embodies all these titles and more as she jokes her way through her Dry Bar debut.

Deciding once wasn't enough, Andy Woodhull delivers another hilarious special detailing his low-points of lockdown, piñata problems, and gratis gazebos.