Frances Dilorinzo gushes about crime show obsessions, cruise ship shopping sprees, and how she became best friends with Warren Buffett.

Joe Sib serves up a sensational set made up of magician phases, McDonalds runs, and the musical effects of vaccinations.

Sam Adams shares hilarious stories from a career in sports journalism, an aspiring rapper son, and a comedy gig for a thousand prisoners.

Shawn Felipe fills us in on how to evade his dad's belt, win the Vietnam war, and adequately fear fish sauce.

Shayne Smith shares stories from his unbelievable life, encompassing motorcycle gangs, nunchucks, and accidental karate tournaments.

Isaac Witty battles bumper stickers, broken bathroom stalls, and the bottom-side of a toilet.

Cam Bertrand's back to brag about top tier hiding spots, hippo knowledge, and pirate gun bargains.

Visiting from Vegas, Smiley Joe Wiley takes a brief respite from his embarrassed children and Serbian wife, to provide a comprehensive list of things black folks just don't do.

Myles Weber welcomes new members of his family: an escape artist chihuahua pug, a consistently unimpressed son, and good ol' Uncle Javi.

Gordon Douglas is living the dream, a dream consisting of singles cruises with his wife, twenty four children, and the medical miracle of Shark heart.

Making his return to Dry Bar, Seth Tippetts throws down the gauntlet for selfie-takers, chiropractors, and conspiracy theorists.

Damon Sumner summarizes his thirties through parenting perils, public transport terror, and the dangers of string cheese.

Comic-juggler, Jeff Civillico, creates a one-of-a-kind show that will keep you laughing and on the edge of your seat from start to finish.

Mike James puts his life and marriage on display, highlighting half-way home improvement, hearing loss, and high heels hearsay.

Vikram Balaji spills the tea on his upbringing with disappointing fatherly remarks, motherly bribes, and sisterly impersonation.

Don Garrett provides a comprehensive guide to impersonating a youth pastor, hanging up with emphasis, and risking it all for a Happy Meal.

Chris Martin brings a British perspective on American confidence, crime, and french kissing.

Isak Allen shares about his Chinese and German heritage, the dangers of map reading, and a perfectly unnecessary prostate exam.

Ben Brainard tells tales of flying alligators, call center coping skills, and the nightmare of renewing a military ID.

Joel Byars preaches the good word of Division III football, squatty potties, and phone battery mental health.

In his explosive return to Dry Bar, K-von provides riotous explanations for President Biden falling upstairs, illegal salon activities, and the effects of being half-Persian.

Vinnie Coppola is not the most famous Coppola but, he is the funniest, especially when it comes to ribbing Olive Garden, bathroom attendants, and midnight Walmarters.

Watch John Hastings navigate maybe the craziest show of his career, handling hecklers, hosts, and treacherously tight pants.

Mark Chalifoux shares a collection of hilarious stories, featuring group text infiltration, child power rankings, and the bad breakup of a lifetime.