Kelly Macfarland has big news and it has to do with the shiny thing on her finger. Her recently recycled husband is her laziness soulmate, and apart from the melon chewing and encoded snores, she couldn’t be happier.

Bob Smiley’s mind races 100 miles per hour. Underwater birth? Maybe not. Giving your enemy’s name out at Prison? Maybe yes. Choosing laughter’s medicine over morphine? Depends on how bad your leg is hurt.

Over the years Tom Ryan has worked steadily at comedy clubs, concert venues, corporate functions and colleges across the U.S.. He has also made national television appearances on Showtime, A&E Comedy Central, and… Three times on "The Late Show with David Letterman!".

Rodriguez connects with audiences by relating everyday life experiences. Anything and everything is fair game, from marriage mishaps to the challenges of dieting.

Rik Roberts brings a little bit of Nashville everywhere he goes. From quick bits about family and technology, to surprising stories about marriage and music – you'll find something you can relate to.

Wes Austin is a lot more than just a comedian. He’s also a patent lawyer, an eyebrow shrink, and a father to three girls. Wes talks hair transplants, celiac disease, and flexible morals.

Tom Simmons talks about living and raising his son with love and non-violence (and how he's losing his mind in the process)

An only child from Kentucky, Jacob Williams is experiencing a lifelong awkward encounter. He stutters in text messages, projects his inferiority complex onto strangers, and falls in fight-or-flight situations.

Tony Calabrese is frustrated with a few things: the Pope isn't Italian, vacations involve movement, and the AARP is the retired mafia.

Tony Deyo is a stand-up comedian known most notably for his sharp, quick material and near-perfect comedic timing almost certainly gained from his years as a professional symphony musician.

Who goes from being a mild-mannered nationally recognized college a-capella group vocal percussionist to becoming a high-energy, intelligent, physical, and downright silly beatboxing comedian?

Vinnie Montez is a loud, boisterous, and insightful comic. A Colorado native, he grew up in the largely homogenous community of Boulder, which prides itself on being a bastion of cultural diversity, but which is honestly just weird.

Bill Campbell is not as young as he used to be. Egos are lost in translation, contact lenses are replaced by magic markers, and garage sales are negotiated cent-by-cent.

Simply put; Warren B Hall is not what you're expecting. He purposely avoids using the white vs black angle done by many mainstream black comedians.

Rob Little's outlook on life can be summed up in two words: Pure Optimism. In a recent interview he revealed, "In elementary school, kids would always pull food away from me at lunchtime saying mean, hurtful things like… 'Let go of my sandwich!'"

A father and husband, Joey Callahan is surrounded by a family of women. Among the growing pains are automatic apologies, inside out catastrophes, and "Jurassic Park" reenactments.

A father who doesn’t have Honey Crisp money, Gabriel Rutledge has been profiled accurately for too long. Gabriel’s life has been ruined by “brave” selfies, the fat Jesus who can’t forgive, Amazon’s algorithm, and the rubber cement haze of art class.

Will Marfori has appeared on the Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson and is a regular on Sirius/XM Satellite radio.

Returning for his second Dry Bar Comedy special, Jordan Makin jokes about red heads going extinct, being over-charged $100,000 at a burger restaurant, and what it feels like to be the king of Fitbit comedy.

Zoltan Kaszas was born in Budapest, Hungary, and raised in San Diego, California. He first stepped onstage at the age of nineteen and he was hooked immediately.

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All the way from the North Pole, it's Santa Claus!

Actually, Santa's favorite helper, Rodney Norman, tells us what it's like to live in this world as Jolly Ol' Saint Nick!

Bob Stromberg is a funny man. For over forty years he's traveled the world performing his very unique and perfect blend of standup, story, and shtick.

One of today's busiest comics, Jason Love has appeared on HBO, Comedy Central, America's Got Talent, and over 20 national broadcasts.Jason works clean and incorporates music, making him a favorite for companies like Google, Chevron, Farmers, and Costco.Says L.A.

Ryan Reiss brings some New York energy to the Dry Bar stage. Asking the scary questions and giving the scary answers, Ryan talks everything from marriage memory loss to homeless actor statistics.